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(757): View more from Virginia

Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house

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(602): View more from Arizona

So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order

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(917): View more from New York City

My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.

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Also pregame at mine tomorrow?

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(928): View more from Arizona

Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.

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(727): View more from Florida

Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.

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