I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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