I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
