I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
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