Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Buhtt sex?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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