Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
