That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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