I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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