How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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