i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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