I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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