He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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