If i come over, it means nothing
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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