On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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