im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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