I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
And then he peed in my hair
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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