She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Randomize
