remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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