Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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