I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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