Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
17 year olds will be the death of me.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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