I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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