It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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