We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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