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Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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