Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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