Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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