My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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