My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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