IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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