erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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