3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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