There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
smell my finger.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Randomize
