he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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