i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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