she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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