i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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