There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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