how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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