he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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