your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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