so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
My ATM looks so different sober.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Randomize
