if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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