Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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