i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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