thus making me awesome and them whores
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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