She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He shit in the fireplace
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