What a fucking waste of an outfit
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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