the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
