Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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