She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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