He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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