Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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