Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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