Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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