But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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